“There are painters who transform the sun to a yellow spot, but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence, transform a yellow spot into sun” ~Pablo Picasso

So....

This is what happens when you are REALLY bored at work...and your poor creative brain is in peril of atrophying. 

No prop stands?  No problem = Lysol Wipes canister
No seamless?  No problem = Filthy white walls and 15 minutes removing spots in Lightroom
No lighting?  No problem = Overhead fluorescent tubes
No tripod?  No problem = Kleenex box - stacked on a pile of binders
No "after" photo?  No problem = Go fish the core out of the garbage

Voilà!! 

I'm a freaking GENIUS!!

I can't wait to get my new MacBook....things will run much smoother.